My wife’s birthday is fast approaching, and as usual neither she nor I have the foggiest idea what she wants. As a result, I’ve been trawling through the darkest recesses of Amazon’s catalogue to try and find something, anything that she might appreciate.

Suffice it to say I’m still struggling, but here for your amusement are some of the more er… novelty items I’ve come across. I don’t think any of them will be winners on my wife’s birthday but maybe you’ll discover something you didn’t know you needed 🤷‍♂️.

The Kim Jong-Un 2022 Calendar

Fish Slippers

Kitchen Sponge Bed

Wind-Up Racing Granny and Grandad Toy

Pizza Socks